Posted by
fact275 on Tuesday, February 24, 2009 9:00:00 PM
AOI's ears perked up when Mr. Fiscal Responsibility, Dear Leader, mentioned that he would review the Federal budget "line by line" and remove "Cold War" defense projects.
The Three Stooges...
Sadly, he probably means the F-22 Raptor. Liberals and anti-military sorts always go after military programs with the attack of their being supposedly outdated Cold War relics.The Air Force will have 183 Raptors but needs around 341. Not to repeat previous posts, but the F-22 Raptor will be the only fighter that the United States will have to compete with the latest Russian designs being sold to everyone. If Dear Leader ends F-22 production, he will be responsible for the death of American pilots in future wars.
Dear Leader also made pains to say that America no longer "tortures." So how is DL going to defeat our enemies? Good old American values. With those values, we'll defeat Al Qaida and presumably the Russians and Chinese too.
Uh Dear Leader, aren't those American values the reason why they don't like us in the first place?
Please tell me this is all just a bad dream and this empty suit is not actually President.