Posted by
fact275 on Friday, September 05, 2008 1:00:00 PM
Today comes word that 70s rock/80s glam rock has-beens Heart have had
their record label send a cease-and-desist order to the McCain/Palin
campaign to stop using their song "Barracuda" at campaign events
("Barracuda" being Sarah's nickname on her high school basketball
team). Never mind that Heart should be happy that someone is playing their stuff in 2008, I figure it was time to give Governor Palin another song, with apologies (?) to Starship:
"SARAH"
Hey now, don't get down, this country will be fine
Come on, we can't stand another lame Obama line
We'll never find another Reagan it's true
But this Al-as-kan hottie will do
She's from the land of ice
Who likes to eat moose stew
Sarah, Sarah, you stood up to the leftist slime (ooooh-oh)
Sarah, Sarah, you put Barack Obama in decline
Danger...in a world where the stakes are high
Grounded...our military would be 'cause Barack won't spare a dime
We'll never find another Reagan it's true
But this Al-as-kan hottie will do
She's from the land of ice
Who likes to eat moose stew
Sarah, Sarah, you stood up to the leftist slime
Sarah, Sarah, you put Barack Obama in decline
Sarah, Sarah, you stood up to the leftist slime
Sarah, Sarah, vot-ing for O-bam-a would be a crime
(hey Sarah) Love you...never loved a Governor like you before
(hey Sarah) Next to you...Barack and Joe are a bore
(hey Sarah) SAR-AH....We'll love you ever more!
(chorus ad infinitum)